Joke from the Dark Side...

posted Oct 14, 2015, 12:24 PM by Andy Nguyen
Wife asks her husband, "Please go shopping for me. Buy a carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get  6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. 
The wife asks,  "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" 
He replies, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you'll read it again. Men will get it the first time.
WIFE:  "There's a problem with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND:  "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous " 
WIFE:  "Listen to me!  The car has water in the carburetor!" 
HUSBAND:  "You don't even know what a carburetor looks like.  I'll check it out.  Where's the car?
WIFE:  "In the river"
A frightening statistic!
25%  of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. 
That's  scary. It means 75% are running around untreated. 
A young man    wanting to get his beautiful blonde wife Meg something nice for their first wedding anniversary, buys her a cell  phone. He shows her the phone and explains all of its  features.
Meg is excited about the gift and adores her new phone. 
The  next day Meg goes shopping. Her phone rings and, to her  astonishment, her husband's on the other end. 
"Hi  Meg," he says, "how do you like your new phone?" 
Meg  replies, "I love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as  a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand..." 
"What's  that, sweetie?" asks her husband.
"How  did you know I was at Dillard’s?
Husband  and wife have a tiff. Wife calls her mom, and says, "We fought again, I'm coming to live with you."  e
Mum  says, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I'll come live with you.
Today’s  Short Reading From the Bible...
From  Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!